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du4ne:

december is mariah carey’s favorite month because it’s the only time her music is on the radio

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commanderinqueef:

this is not a computer chair this is a throne 

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puhpuhtooie:

wHEN PEOPLE SAY THEY LOOK UP TO YOU

????

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youcantcancelquidditch:

apparently you can’t be employed by the CIA if you’ve ever illegally downloaded music

breaking news: in 20 years, the CIA will operate out of the president’s basement, staffed by four old men and six guinea pigs

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odair:

more like

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satans-ghost:

Have you ever sat with your friends and just known that you’re the least important friend in the group and you felt like it wouldn’t make a difference if you were there or not?

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mitt-robney:

sassy-lesbian-lorax:

do you ever just wonder what the fuck is going on in stock images

the baby is shocked to find out that his mother is a pot head

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andallthatfunstuff:

bittersweet—satisfaction:

deodrant:

i’m so good at sleeping i can do it with my eyes closed 

And in my sleep

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calliotp:

calliotp:

do you think shakira has shakirity guards 

f you all im hilarious

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